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  • Pleasurists #155

    Pleasurists #155

    November 10th, 2011 | Pleasurists | admin | No Comments

    I need nothing more than…. by RockroehreWelcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow our RSS Feed and Twitter. Did you miss Pleasurists 154? Read it all [...]

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  • The Astrovibes Scorpio

    Scorpios: Not Always Good in Bed

    November 2nd, 2011 | Reviews, Vibrators | admin | 9 Comments

    I’m a Scorpio; that means I’m good in bed. Or at least that’s what I tell anyone who inquires about my sign. Unfortunately the Astrovibes Scorpio, made by Fun Factory, doesn’t quite measure up to my sun sign’s standards. I’ll admit that I took a risk when I bought a vibrator based solely on the [...]

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  • Drac

    Freaks

    October 14th, 2011 | Opinion Piece | admin | No Comments

    Fleshlight apparently isn’t a one-trick pony any more. It was recently brought to my attention that their new Freaks line also has harness compatible dildos. I’m not sure how I feel about jacking off with a zombie dick or a cyborg penis, and Vriska pointed out that if someone put the effort into creating a [...]

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  • Prime

    Tansperson(al)

    September 30th, 2011 | Personal | admin | No Comments

    I still haven’t decided what of my personal life I wish to illuminate with this blog. However, there is one aspect of my romantic self that I feel should be shared with the world (or, at least, the sex blog world), as I feel that my mistakes and revelations might help someone else who finds [...]

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  • Pleasurists 146

    Pleasurists 146

    September 6th, 2011 | Pleasurists | admin | No Comments

    Finger Bound 3 by ropemarksWelcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow our RSS Feed and Twitter. Did you miss Pleasurists 145? Read it all here. Do [...]

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  • Steve Tyler

    Pleasure Playlist #1

    September 2nd, 2011 | Pleasure Playlist | admin | No Comments

    I’m not sure why it took me so long to try me new NobEssence Seduction, but dear Lord it was worth the wait. Today was a day of many firsts: First time masturbating in my new apartment First time masturbating with my Seduction First time masturbating (or doing any sexual act, for that matter) to music This [...]

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    Add This To Your Playbook: A Review of the Nexus G-Play Medium

    September 1st, 2011 | Anal Toys, Reviews, Vibrators | admin | 3 Comments

      The Nexus G-Play Medium is a very versatile toy that has found itself residing in one of the few and coveted spots on my bedside windowsill. Not only does it make for a very pretty (and PURPLE) sill decoration, but it makes an inredible anal plug/vibe, and the vibrations are strong enough to be felt [...]

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    The Ω-Spot: Vaginoplasty, Dinosaur Sex, & Rapture

    March 9th, 2011 | Ω-Spot | admin | No Comments

    Nothing sexier than rex on the beach, right? Article of the Week I Heart My Vagina is a heart-wrenching, moving, provocative piece about vaginoplasty. If you click on nothing else in this post, click on that link. Reviews Orange is BY FAR my favorite color, and thus when I saw Venus Toy Trap’s review of [...]

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  • fucksaw

    The Fucksaw: A Sex-Positive Revolution in College Education

    March 3rd, 2011 | Opinion Piece | admin | No Comments

    As some of you darlings may have heard, there was a mini-controversy in Chicago last week with some pretty (wonderfully) surprising conclusions. At Northwestern University a class is offered entitled “Human Sexuality,” and is taught by Professor John Michael Bailey. Prof. Bailey has been a very visible member of the sex/sexuality community for some time [...]

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    “My Dick Can’t do That”: A Review of Icicles No. 11

    March 1st, 2011 | Dildos, Reviews | admin | 2 Comments

    As my good friend Hal Jordan said as he gaped wide-eyed at my Pipedream Icicles No. 11, “My dick can’t do that!” Well of course not, Hal. I would actually be quite upset if I found a man with a spiked penis. But don’t worry, dudes. We keep you around for a reason. That doesn’t [...]

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